How To Win An Oscar


In classic war movies, there always comes a point when something catastrophic happens and it leaves our protagonist, more often than not a seasoned war veteran, completely traumatized. Broken and scarred, he (or she) is left only with anguish and despair. The camera zooms in as they look to the heavens and shout “What am I fighting for?!”. He (or she) waits desperately for an answer, but there is nothing, only silence. Then Morgan Freeman looks at our protagonist and says, “only you can find answer you seek”. Bam! Instant academy award.


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