Creative Combinations: Gourmet Dinner For Breakfast

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Have you ever wanted to eat a five-star dinner for breakfast but just didn’t know how? Well today I will be walking you through the steps to a delicious gourmet dinner that you can eat for breakfast! I’ll also include pictures and specific instructions to help you along the way.

Step 1 – Gather ingredients

Ok so the ingredients are essential to the success of this dish. The first thing you need to do is open the refrigerator and examine its contents thoroughly. Inside your fridge there should be a metal bowl with last night’s leftovers inside. Here’s a picture to give you an example:

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Once you have found the leftovers take the bowl of the fridge pray to a higher being that there is something even remotely edible inside. Once you have done that put the bowl on the counter and look for your next ingredient: frozen fruit.

The frozen fruit will be used to create a nice juice to compliment your meal. Here is the brand I used:

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Now that you have all the ingredients let’s start cooking!

Step 2 – Preparation

Now what you wanna do is begin cooking your exquisite meal. First take the bowl of leftovers out of the fridge and pray to a higher being that there is actually something edible inside. Once you’ve done that reach into the bowl and pull out whatever is in there! In my case it was leftover snow crab legs (results may vary).

Next you want to put the food on a plate and preheat your microwave to High. Once that is done put you food for about 3 – 4 minutes and it should look something like this!

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Now that the main course is prepared it’s time to use those fresh frozen fruits to make a nice  juice sorbet. Simply put the frozen fruit in the blender and blend for about 10 minutes. When done you should end up with something that isn’t juice at all an resembles a sorbet or frozen yogurt. Just remember: the more disappointed you are the better! Here’s an example:

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Step 3 – Eat

If you have followed all the instructions closely and accurately your finally product should resemble something like this:

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Yes that is an empty plate. No one should eat this for breakfast…EVER.

So what do you guys think? Should I just settle for a box of stale cereal instead? Leave a comment, I would love any feedback!

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