The Advantages Of Wearing Contact Lens

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Last week I finally decided to make the transition from glasses to contacts. Althought there are very few down sides I thought I’d share some advantages of wearing contacts as opposed to glasses. Also if you haven’t already check out the The Advantages Of Being Bald.

Teleportation 

The contacts I wear allow me to see dimensional rifts in physical space and interact with them. Since all dimensional rifts connect to another place on earth I can effectively use them to  teleport as I please. I can do this with my contacts on however since these portals are invisible to the naked eye. The really tricky part is figuring out where in the world to go.

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Suppression Of Mutant Super Powers 

Just like the mutant Cyclops from X-Men I was born with the ability to shoot powerful energy blast directly from my eyes. As you can imagine living a normal is pretty difficult when you have these powers. With use of special made contacts I can go about my day with out unintentionally destroying everything in my sight. The contacts also give my iris a cool tinted red look.

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Psychic Abilities 

One of the best parts of wearing contacts is taping into the latent supernatural abilities stored within the human eyes. While wearing contacts I can actually see into the future and predict events before they even occur. Another upside is that my vision improves so much that I can actually see what people are thinking. The experience is extremely similar to reading thought bubbles in a comic book!

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So what do you guys think? Are there any advantages I missed? Don’t be afraid to leave a comment, I would love any feedback!

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